How my 21st birthday starts:
How my 21st birthday ends:
When I try on my new formal dress:
When I learned that bobby pins go flat side up:
When I’m trying to beat other girls to the elevated dance surface:
What I look like once I get up there:
The transformation I go through when I get ready”
When my boyfriend first watched me get ready:
And when I take my makeup off at the end of the night:
When my post gets published on TSM:
Any time I pass something even slightly reflective:
After a perfectly delivered passive aggressive dig:
When standards tells me we have an upcoming “dry event”:
Trying and failing to leave the house because you keep forgetting everything:
When I get drunk and start crying to new girls about being a senior:
When I don’t meet a boy after a mixer:
Dusting the glitter off after big/little week:
When my friend doesn’t feel like going out:
When we go out and start rolling with the homies:
How fake I feel when we sing our recruitment song:
But when our recruitment song comes on at the bar:
Listening to PNMs I don’t care about during recruitment:
But when I got my bid:
The first time I saw a penis:
Giving a blow job now:
During my rival sorority’s Greek Sing performance:
When a creeper hits on me and I can’t find my friends:
When I’m drunk enough to think he’s cute:
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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