Dogs will put just about anything in their mouths, and Galaxy the labrador is no exception. Her dog walkers, Amy and Natalie, recently took the gorgeous black lab on a walk and found something interesting on the journey: a big black dildo.
Galaxy was so obsessed with his new toy that he carried it around in his mouth for a good half hour, which had to be somewhat of a challenge because the thing is HUGE. This is not just your regular run-of-the-mill dildo. It’s bigger and wider than an adult man’s arm. Amy and Natalie naturally thought this dog gleefully carrying a massive dildo in his mouth was hilarious.
“I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. Galaxy was coming towards it and I turned to Amy and said: ‘That’s not a…surely that’s not a…’ I couldn’t even get my words out. I was gobsmacked. Galaxy obviously didn’t have a clue and was just strutting ’round like it was the most normal thing in the world.”
Galaxy must’ve thought he had just hit the dog toy jackpot.
“We couldn’t believe it. He was so proud when he brought it over to us. We were looking at it thinking: ‘That’s impossible’. It was enormous.
When the walk came to an end, Galaxy wasn’t ready to part with his new toy just yet, and Amy and Natalie weren’t done laughing their asses off about his new discovery just yet. They brought Galaxy and his dildo home to Galaxy’s owner, Ami. Ami had a laugh about it but ended up throwing the thing away in the trash. You know, because it’s a used dildo.
Ami’s husband found it in the trash, and after some explaining as to why there’s a giant black dildo in his house, thought it was equally funny and put the thing to good use. He had a golf tournament with his friends and decided to donate the dildo to be used a trophy for the winner. Ste and Billy Johnson won the tournament and consequently, the dildo. They posed for a few pictures with their trophy and now it’s on display in the pub they all go to.
I’m sure all the humans are getting a nice big laugh out of this, but what about Galaxy? He’s the one whose favorite toy was stolen from right under his nose and used as a trophy in a stupid golf tournament. I hope his owners at least bought him a really big bone to fill the massive hole that huge dildo left on his… um… heart. .
[via Metro UK]
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