Doing Cocaine Now Can Make You A Better Father Later


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A recent study has determined that your current habit of railing lines of blow will benefit your future male children.

The study found that rats sired by coke addict fathers are less likely to become addicted to cocaine themselves. Yes, after wasting two months of cocaine on rats, researchers found that the male offspring of cokeheads are not only unharmed by the cocaine use, but better served by their father’s financially crippling habit. Apparently, the cocaine use of little rat fathers genetically altered their little rat sons’ abilities to derive the same level of pleasure from cocaine, making it less fun, and subsequently less addictive.

Ladies, looks like it’s time to give cokeheads another chance.

[via BroBible]

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