Say what you want about Trump. He’s not the important thing we’re talking about today. What I need to alert everyone to is his cute as shit daughter Tiffany, a Theta at Penn (the ivy, not the party school), because she’s kind of perfect. They say money can’t buy you happiness, but they can buy you a fucking incredible wardrobe, and that’s basically the same thing. Trump is the style icon I didn’t even know I needed in my life. Observe.
Here she is in a perfect dress with a perfect background.
And a perfect bathing suit.
And a perfect #relatable caption.
This MF-ing skirt. And I do believe I see some Chanel has entered the frame.
Is there a Target version of this, orr…?
Annnnd sold. You’ve earned my follow.
Now, all I need is millions and millions of dollars and then we’ll be twins!.