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Donald Trump’s Sorority Girl Daughter Is Honestly Style Goals

Tiffany Trump

Say what you want about Trump. He’s not the important thing we’re talking about today. What I need to alert everyone to is his cute as shit daughter Tiffany, a Theta at Penn (the ivy, not the party school), because she’s kind of perfect. They say money can’t buy you happiness, but they can buy you a fucking incredible wardrobe, and that’s basically the same thing. Trump is the style icon I didn’t even know I needed in my life. Observe.

Here she is in a perfect dress with a perfect background.


I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.

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And a perfect bathing suit.


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And a perfect #relatable caption.


Pretending it's not 30 degrees

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This MF-ing skirt. And I do believe I see some Chanel has entered the frame.


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I die.


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K.


@fadilberisha

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Valentino.


Republican Barbie?


My favorite party prop is a toy

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Want.


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Blazer goals.


💭💬🗯

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Is there a Target version of this, orr…?


Annnnd sold. You’ve earned my follow.


happy belated #nationalcatday

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Now, all I need is millions and millions of dollars and then we’ll be twins!

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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