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Dude Forgets To Plug His Headphones In, Entire Lecture Hall Hears The Porn On His Laptop (Video)

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Class is boring, but if you’re lucky enough to have a professor that doesn’t have a ban on laptops and cellphones, you can pretty much just mess around on social media the entire time. I spent the majority of French II Facebook stalking the kid who sat in front of me, just so I could be totally sure that the rest of him was as good looking as the back of his head. It was, but that’s a whole different story.

The important part is that I never got caught. On the off chance that my shaggy-headed crush ventured to the back of the classroom, I’d pull up Twitter and play it off like a total champ. That’s smart internet-ing, a lesson that someone needs to teach this not so subtle student who doesn’t apparently know how to properly operate headphones.

I’m really hoping that someone sent this guy a weird link, and that he wasn’t just casually watching porn mid-lecture with other students sitting around and behind him. Either way, this whole scenario is amazing. I love the fact that he opts to book it from the lecture hall when he realizes people can hear him. I wish that exit strategy was applicable to more every day situations. See your ex in a crowded bar? Sprint in the opposite direction. Talking to an awkward PNM? Make a beeline to the bathroom. Tired of listening to your friend complain about her neurotic boyfriend? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BITCH.

Best of luck to this quick-footed porn enthusiast. Not sure how anyone would ever live this shit down.

[via The Huffington Post]

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is much less medicated than her mother and sister, and she tends to think that’s a good thing. She's the newest full-time addition to the Grandex office, which is probably why they gave her the shittiest desk. In her free time she enjoys scaring small children, judging her peers, and condescendingly talking to GDIs at Starbucks. Follow her on twitter for cat memes and complaints. Email her at lucy@grandex.co.

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