Euphoria Fest’s New Promo Video Makes Me Feel Some Type Of Way


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Euphoria Fest

Although, in many cases, it goes against everything you’d ever assume about white girls, they absolutely love festing. Why? Mainly because Vanessa Hudgens looked so damn cool with rhinestones on her face and truth be told, we would like to be able to put rhinestones on our faces. We all know the big names — Coachella, Bonnaroo, and Lollapalooza, but there are so many more.

This weekend, though, get your crochet tops and flash tats ready, because Euphoria Fest is happening in Austin, TX and it looks awesome.

Buy tickets here.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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