Ten real submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
That’s not exactly how it went for me, buuut congrats on becoming a sister. And a slut.
Shouldn’t you be busy giving someone a hand job underneath the bleachers or something? Come back when you get your first period.
What an awesome example they’re setting for you as parents. Sounds like a lot of mutual respect is going on in your home.
I hope he asks you for a three-way with a chlamydia-ridden prostitute.
I call bullshit. But it would be
hilarious really mean if you did. PanLAM.
Lay off the jelly doughnuts being thrown at you during lecture, Michigan.
Is it cheaper if you buy it in bulk?
Eight different guys in the same fraternity know you’ll give it up easily. That’s lovely.
I know, he was so lonely up there! You just wanted him to join the party. You’re so considerate.
Wearing Lilly 100% negates any unclassy actions. She’s a lifesaver really.