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Fail Friday: Lesbians

Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Refusing to associate your big’s twin and her little as part of your family line. TSM.
–Massachusetts

I’m sure they feel the same way about you.

I was a Democrat till I rushed….TSM.
–Iowa

I love people who can think for themselves.

Why do all the frat daddies call me a cum dumpster?
–Ohio

Hey, at least they’re calling you, amirite?

Becoming a business partner before he does. TSM
–North Carolina

Lezzy.

Being prettier than your entire family line. TSM.
–Massachusetts

My whole lineage is super pretty. Sorry your personality sucks and you got stuck with the uggos.

When your mom tells you she’ll add money to your card because she thinks the sorority vineyard vines bags are “classier than your backpack.” TSM.
–Michigan

That was your mom’s way of telling you that you look like an asshole carrying a backpack around. I’m surprised no one told you sooner, frankly.

I can’t decide if i wanna let my boy friend give a dirty Sanchez for his birthday or a Cleveland Steamer. i just want him to love me that is all.
–Ohio

If you want him to love you I’d go with the chicken cutlet. Legend has it, it’s a doozey.

Why do i keep fucking a 24 year old burn out. I think its because he has good listening skills
–Illinois

Twenty-four year old guys are not that old, honey. They haven’t magically developed listening skills. They are just better at faking it.

Wearing letters to bail your sister out so everyone knows she’s above that. TSM.
–Texas

I’m going to let that sink in a minute.

She disaffiliated and became a lesbian. Geed life didn’t treat her well. TSM.
–Maryland

Well thank God – you couldn’t have a lesbian in your sorority. I mean she was a LESBIAN.

Over it.

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