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Fail Friday: TOGA

Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Hooking up with my little sis’s boyfriend. TSM.
-South Carolina

If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Using your sorority sisters as the scale by which you judge how much of a dumb girl you’re being. ‪TSM
-Massachusetts

On a scale of Kim-Marissa, how dumb would it be if I hooked up with Tom again?

Well now that the fourth of July is over, I should probably start texting the boys I want to line up for fall semester. TSM.
-Pennsylvania

The only logical thing to do.

Shacking my way to sweetheart…of every fraternity. TSM
-Texas

Good luck becoming sweetheart and avoiding the clap.

I’m a classy girl, so I’ve only slept with one guy this summer: Christian Grey. TSM.
-Georgia

Does your vibrator cuddle with you after?

Drunkenly peeing all over yourself and your sisters just laugh. TSM.
-Florida

I probably would have grimaced. So, I guess that’s nice of them.

We’re up to FB chatting like three or four nights a week now, so he’s basically my boyfriend. TSM.
-Georgia

Basically.

You would totally think I was pretty if you saw me when I was ready.
-Kentucky

I swear I’m really pretty after I’ve spent three hours on my hair, make-up, and an outfit that hides my rolls.

Why isn’t all clothing made out of spanx? TSM.
-Alabama

Because not everyone is fat.

My relationship with my mother only works when there are hundreds of miles in between us. Counting down the days until I trade this psychobitch back in for my sisters. TSM.
-California

You’re so pleasant, I wonder why she’s a psychobitch.

Wait though, do you wear togas?

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