Fail Friday: Total Slut Morons

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Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Blowing guys in the club bathroom. NS. Blowing rich guys who give you coke in the club bathroom. TSM
–Florida

Blowing for blow is always appropriate.

Going “both ways,” if you know what i mean . TSM
–Florida

No, wait. What do you mean?

Walking into your room and seeing your boyfriend going to town on your roommate. TSTC
–New York

Perfect angle to critique technique.

I pinned so much that the users thought my account was hacked and was spamming everyone. When I couldn’t go on, I had a minor meltdown. TSM.
–Texas

Honey, go outside or something.

Owning a 14 inch dildo named “the great American challenge.” TSM.
–Indiana

If you name it, it becomes part of the family.

Sex in return for drugs. TSM
–Florida

Seems like the responsible, affordable form of payment.

I used to hate Lilly Pulitzer, but now we’re biffles because TSM told me how totes sratty Lilly is <3333333 TSM.
–Colorado

I’m glad we could show you the light, but I’m still going to have to say no bid.

Just because my sisters made me vow to stop talking to him, doesn’t mean we can’t still hook up. You don’t need to talk while hooking up. TSM.
–Michigan

That’s right, sistah! Keep his name out of your mouth, not his penis!

Wishing your brother wasn’t related to you because he’s such a perfect fratstar after your grooming. TSM.
–Georgia

To clarify…you are saying you want to bang your brother, correct? At least you know your parents will like him.

Turning your underwear inside out instead of washing them because you ran out of brand-name detergent and you REFUSE to use off-brand. TSM.
–Nebraska

Both selective and innovative. Nice work.

I’m so glad you’re back.

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  1. PrettyInPearls1851

    Oh boo. I thought the first videos were actually pretty funny, but now it’s just kind of awkward and petty. She should’ve just left it at number 5.

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  2. SigKapDoveLove1874

    So if my party theme I posted in the discussion (GI Joes and Army Hoes) was read out by her, does that make me part of “Fail Friday?” I assume not because I’m way too sratty for this GDI.

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  3. zackbroller

    Courtney, the girl in the video, talks like a kid with aspergers who has obviously been beaten by a mentally challenged gorilla to the point where here mental capacity is around 30% of the average human being. If you’re going to be sarcastic Courtney, please be clever.

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  4. Dega

    She is actually more of a srat star than the TSM Intern because she posts her shit on time.

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