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Fraternity Joins The Sorority Tumblr War, Resulting In Something Both Hilarious And Arousing

If you frequent the site of our hilarious, albeit gross male counterparts, you may have noticed that there is a “tumblr war” going on among sororities. Essentially, every chapter in the country (it seems) is taking to the social medium to prove that they are the hottest sorority in the world, and also that they have pretty typical taste in music. Congratulations, everyone. You’ve discovered a new recruitment tool. Running around in high-waisted jorts in slow-mo was getting old, anyway.

We’ve neglected to cover it over here for two reasons. 1) It is just plain stupid to call a bunch of girls trying to outdo each other via photo gallery a “war.” It’s not a war, and it’s not news. It’s been happening since the beginning of time. 2) After you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all, and we don’t want to play favorites. Besides, unless you care about browsing through photos of anonymous hot girls, which we, the vagina-yielding populace of Grandex, do not, there’s really no reason this should interest you. If, however, you are interested in being ogled (and I don’t blame you — it can be fun), submit your tumblr pages to the boys HERE.

Fortunately, we do have something we think might interest you. Sig Ep at ASU decided to join the little “war” that broke out among sororities, and the results are incredibly. They perfectly captured sorority girls’ admitted ridiculousness in their hilarious photoshoot. Also, abs.

Sig Ep 15 Sig Ep 14 Sig Ep 13 Sig Ep Shirtless 2 Sig Ep Shirtless Sig Ep 12 Sig Ep 11 Sig Ep 10 Sig Ep 9 Sig Ep 8 Sig Ep 4 Sig Ep 3 Sig Ep 1

The boys have since taken down their tumblr but we can only hope it comes back soon.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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