German Fraternities Have Toilets Specific For Puking And We Need To Step It The Eff Up


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Czech Toilet

Today in genius ideas, we travel to a bar in a distant land (The Czech Republic), and mosey past the dance floor. We meander past the bottle service. We slide by the bar itself. And we land in the most magical room of all — the bathroom. It’s a place for friendship. It’s a place for beautifying. And it’s a place for vomit.

And the owners of know that. Which is why they installed a stand-up, chest-high toilet, so that patrons may puke in peace, without having to kneel on the disgusting, piss-filled floor. See? I told you. Genius.

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The image was originally posted to Reddit by Vladimír Kincl, and was met with both awe and disgust, with some commenters condemning those who drink to the point of vomiting, and others disappointed in the establishment for serving people until they’re that drunk, and it’s just like… shut the fuck up, guy. No one intends to drink so much they puke. Of course you shouldn’t do it. And you’re right — if the bartender is not busy and has time to watch all his patrons, he shouldn’t serve those who are too drunk. But shit happens. On any given night, someone is puking. At least the club is accommodating.

Apparently, these toilets are installed in a lot of German fraternity houses. Some of them even have padded arm rests. We need to fucking step up our game.

[via Reddit]

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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