GOP Still Has The Vote Of Young People Who Dress Like Old People


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“Socially liberal, fiscally conservative” is the only way to be these days. I mean, except for all the other ways, but that seems like the only “safe” answer when people ask your political affiliation. Republicans are losing more and more steam because of their social views, and now young people have virtually abandoned the party.

Except, as The Onion points out in its hilarious new video, for young people who dress like old people.

Only thing they got wrong? We’d never wear fucking pantsuits.

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