Shit Got Really Weird When This Cheating Boyfriend Tried To Blame A Hickey On His Dad


When I was in high school, my music teacher showed up one day with a giant, splotchy hickey on her neck. Pretty much everyone gave her shit for it, and she tried to brush it off by telling us that she burned her neck with her hair straightener. We all took one look at her beach waves and were like, “nice try, ya nasty ho.” Because anyone over the age of twelve can identify a hickey, and anyone dumb enough to try to lie about it deserves to be shamed.

At least a hair straightener is a somewhat valid excuse. You know what’s not an acceptable explanation? This:

I told my dad Yesterday i was gunna see you to today and he thought it would be funny to jump on me to wake me up and he gave me a hickey. I was like really!!!! This bitch is huge!!! My mom said I look like white trash

I don’t know who this guy is, or what kind of weird familial relations he has going on, but this thing is not okay. Obviously his dad didn’t give him a hickey, because that shit takes some serious time and effort. Also, the idea of a close blood relative sucking on one’s neck is straight repulsive. When will guys start owning up to their discrepancies and stop trying to lie us into oblivion? Did he actually think this shit would fly?

To whatever poor lady was on the receiving end of this: Run. This man needs to be dumped for so many reasons, the least of which being his terrible grammatical errors.

[via Elite Daily]

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