Every girl deserves to go to a fraternity formal at least once in her life. The event is basically what would happen if spring break and prom got together and had a lovechild, in the form of a two-day bender filled with booze-filled sightseeing, laughs, and just the appropriate amount of vomit.
A Sigma Chi from Florida Atlantic University is hoping that this formal will be the most unforgettable one yet, as he has decided to invite the one and only Chloë Grace Moretz. Mikhail Guseynov is looking for your help to get the star to Myrtle Beach to celebrate his big weekend. Mikhail claims that Chloë’s “impressive performances inspired him to choose her to be his date,” which basically tells me that he thinks she’s hot as balls and realizes that he’s going to need a legitimate campaign to get her on that bus. Dude sent us the following email:
My name is Mikhail. I am a brother of the Sigma Chi Fraternity Lamda Tau Chapter at Florida Atlantic University. For our chapter`s formal in May, I have decided to invite Chloe G Moretz as my date. I have started a Facebook Campaign (Refer to my profile picture) and am looking for the best ways to get Chloe`s attention and help her to make the best decision of her life and join the Sigma Chi`s formal.
Please help me by liking and sharing this photo! As a brother of the Sigma Chi Fraternity, I would like to take Chloe G….
Posted by Mikhail Guseynov on Sunday, February 28, 2016
I’m going to be honest here; I was pretty indifferent about the whole thing until I saw that the kid had for some reason written “I had tacos for lunch” on his campaign. I also appreciate the fact that he’s hoping for 90210 likes as homage to his favorite show. I don’t know if any of this will work, or if it’s even possible to succeed in grabbing a celebrity’s attention through a Facebook post, but what’s the worst that can happen? Our boy Micky also claims that an added bonus from this debaucle is to “be an example for students with hidden leadership potential.” Like he needed another reason to pull for friggin’ Chloë Grace Moretz as his formal date.
Toss the kid a like if you have a second. I wish you the best of luck, Mikhail. Keep dreamin’ big. .
[via University Press]
Image via Jaguar PS / Shutterstock.com
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