Here Is A Painting Made Entirely Of Love Potion — Yes, That Kind


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Here Is A Painting Made Entirely Of Sex Stuff

I’m definitely not an expert on art because, like everyone else who took art in high school, I just took the class because it was an easy A. When I first saw the “artwork” above, I was like, cool, another toddler’s arts and craft project masquerading as art. Nope. It’s semen. Like actual man/woman juice. If this is art, I’m really, really glad I don’t get it.

The artist is Faith Holland and the piece above is titled “Ookie Canvas 1,” but I think it should’ve been called “Icky Canvas 1,” amirite ladies? Holland literally requested “anonymous submissions of CUM SHOTS that will be used as part of an artwork. Submissions will be accepted from any and all genders as long as it is fluid emitted as the result of an orgasm.” The funny thing is, I bet that’s not even the weirdest Craigslist ad out there. She then took the images sent to her and digitally isolated pictures of semen and put them together to make this modern-day Picasso painting.

So it’s not actual sex stuff, but it’s a ton of pictures of love potion. From strangers. To make art. It still looks a toddler’s arts and craft project, but just grosser and will probably sell for a ton of money and get hung up on display in some Brooklyn loft where hipsters have lengthy discussions on what each specific cum shot means to them. Art is weird, you guys.

[via Cosmopolitan]

Image via Faith Holland/Transfer

Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: (not .com).

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