Here’s Justin Bieber’s Penis Kind Of


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Here's Justin Bieber's Penis Kind Of

You ever just sit around taking nudes or semi-nudes for basically no reason at all? Of course you do, you skank. That’s basically why Snapchat was invented. So you could be feeling yourself, and take a slightly provocative photo and send it out into the universe, but it doesn’t count as slutty, because it goes away in 24 hours. You know you can’t put that photo on Twitter or Instagram, or God forbid Facebook, because you’re a mere mortal, not a celebrity who everyone actually wants to see basically naked.

Like Justin Bieber! Who took a ~sexy~ photo of himself grabbing his dick and put it up on the ‘gram.


A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on

Not bad, J Biebs.

Image via Debby Wong /

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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