Here’s Literally Everything You Could Ever Possibly Want To Know About Virginity, Virgins, And Your First Time


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Your heart is racing. Should you do it? Should you say yes? You try to think clearly through your raging hormones. Here’s this person. This gorgeous, wonderful person who is making you feel so, so good. But are you ready? As you lay in bed, or in the backseat of his car, or hell, maybe on your dorm room couch, you decide to say “yes” for the first time.

After years of waiting, wondering, and saying “no,” you give in to what you want. You decide to enter a world you’ve only experienced through movies and books. You decide to lose your virginity.

Everyone has a different story when it comes to how they lost the big V. Some people are still waiting. Some people had a horrible time, others had a beautiful one. But no matter how or when we did it, everyone’s story is different. So SuperDrug Online Doctor decided to figure out what the deal is with virginity. They compiled together tons of data to tell us the oh-so-good, the OMG bad, and the ew AF ugly, of saying goodbye to childhood and hello to mediocre sex.

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Can you really blame those UK boys? I mean with their accents it’s no wonder they’re losing it earliest.

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Because we’re ladies. Duh.

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40-year-old virgin IRL? I guess they do exist. *shudders*

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We like them old, naughty, and full of bad choices. Bonus points if he has a beard and/or a tattoo.

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I’m not saying smoking makes you slutty. Buuuuut it looks like smoking makes you slutty.

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Sometimes sleepovers get weird. Whatever.

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Now this is not okay.

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And neither is this.

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I’m all about going condom-free with a serious, monogamous, disease-free partner. But this? Come on guys. Wrap it before the first time you tap it. That’s just common fucking sense.

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The younger we lose it, the more people we hook up with per year. Sad or impressive? The decision is yours.

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If you’re having flashbacks of your dad telling you to not get pregnant when you were a senior in high school, don’t worry, you’re not alone. And I am so, so sorry.

So whether you lost it early, are still waiting, or wish it never happened, just know that you’re not alone. Sex, and virginity, is a big deal. But do you know what’s even more important? Finding someone who makes you feel awesome. Finding something that inspires you. And finding the perfect vibrator setting that just knows you. Because at the end of the day, banging is big deal. But do you know what’s an even bigger deal? A Netflix password and some cheese fries. Now that shit will inspire orgasms. I guarantee it.

[via SuperDrug Online Doctor]

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