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Here’s Miley Cyrus Desperately Wishing She Was Born To The Kardashian Tribe

Here's Miley Cyrus Desperately Wishing She Was Born To The Kardashian Tribe

If you follow Miley on Instagram, you don’t just do it for insights into her life. You follow her because she’s really fucking weird on IG. I mean, she’s weird all the time in her performances and videos and interviews — she’s a weird girl. But Instagram just takes it to a whole new level. Instagram is supposed to be where you’re your best self. Your fakest, best, most photoshopped self. And Miley did get the memo about photoshopping for her followers, but not in they way we’d expect or hope for.

We just want to see a thigh gap with a curved refrigerator outlining your body, but instead we get baby Miley’s face on grown Miley’s tits, the picture of which has replaced the pepperoni on a photo of a slice of pizza. It’s just not right. Until now.

Miley has taken to her dank photoshop skills once again, and this time proven that she wants to be a Kardashian. Stars — they’re just like us!

Dad.

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

Mom.

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

To be fair, once they stop tying her hair back in that ponytail, I’ll be really jealous of North too.

Image via Tinseltown / Shutterstock.com

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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