Here’s Taylor Swift’s Full Speech If You Still Don’t Know What Happened At The GRAMMYs Last Night


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Watch Taylor's Full Speech If You Still Don't Know What Happened At The GRAMMYs Last Night

If you’re not on social media all day, every day (who are you?), and if you then missed the GRAMMYs last night, you might be a little confused about all the Taylor Swift hype. Blah, blah, blah, she won album of the year ~again~ for “1989,” and became the first woman to win that award twice (which is actually pretty dope, I’ll give her that), and then she gave a salty speech, which many are praising, during which she subtweeted Kanye West, but in real life.

This is, of course, a reference to a lyric from Kanye’s new album “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex, I made that bitch famous.”

I’m a long-time conspiracy theorist on the Kanye-Taylor-Beyoncé scandal of 2009. I don’t think Kanye made that bitch famous, but I think he helped her career, and I think she was in on it. After all, immediately after that scandal, Kanye dropped “Toast to the Douchebags,” Beyoncé became Queen Bey, and Taylor won her first album of the year. Coincidence? I think not. Kanye seems to imply that she’s in on all of it too, via his Twitter rant last week.


Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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