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Hipster Santa Is Here To Ruin Christmas

Hipster Santa Is Here To Ruin Christmas

Santa Claus. An icon. A living legend. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. And this year when Santa Claus comes to town, he’s SLAYING on all you hoe hoe hoes. Jk he’s here to ruin everything you once loved about Christmas.

Santa Claus is throwing out his staple red velvet tracksuit, like we all did with our Juicy Couture, and is bringing in this winter’s fashion with jeans and a cardigan. Wait, is that an earring?! The most despicable part of Santa’s reach to win over millennials has got to be the man bun.


Where can you find this Santa that wants to shatter our childhoods? Where else? The Pioneer Place Mall in the land of man buns a plenty, Portland, Oregon. If you’re not disgusted yet, hipster Santa is “health conscious and rides a bike.” C’mon Santa, haven’t you heard curves are in?!

I better not be getting kale for Christmas or I’m throwing a B.F.

[via Cosmopolitan]

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Rachel Page

Rachel enjoys spending her time thinking about Britney Spears, whining about being single, and thinking about Britney Spears. She doesn't take to criticism well, so be nice or so she will cry herself to sleep! Email: rpage@grandex.co

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