Honey Boo Boo Has A Music Video


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Honey Boo Boo

Remember Honey Boo Boo? The adorable, chubby toddler in a tiara who loved chicken nuggets? I mean, we could all relate. Unfortunately, her show was canceled, because Mama June was shacking up with a child molester. Casual. TLC has always been a family friendly network and immediately took the show off air.

But now Honey Boo Boo is back. She appears to have aged 20 years since I saw her last, but Google tells me she’s only ten. Homegirl just came out with a music video, featuring her Mama June, sister Pumpkin, and a whole motley crew doing the “Honey Boo Boo Bop,” which, if I’m not mistaken (and I rarely am), is going to be the hottest dance move this fall. Whip and nae nae, who?

Honestly, the vocals are incredible, the costumes are on point, the dance moves are tight, and with the Adam Barta cameo (who? The guy in the tight, ripped jeans, not the guy who hates guys in tight, ripped jeans), I don’t see how this could be anything but a roaring success.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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