Ah, Hooters. The place where desperate, depressed men flock and the place women only venture when they need to feel EXTRA insecure about themselves. Though far from a high-class strip club or a Michelin-style eatery, Hooters is an icon. A legend. An American staple. Like Jessica Simpson before she got fat.
And it’s about to get a revamp. So let’s get some gender equality up in this bitch.
According to Fortune, the chain is going to open up a new restaurant called “Hoots,” with MALE SERVERS. Apparently, the fast-casual chain will have a ton of similarities to the Hooter’s we’ve all come to loathe ourselves for going to. This includes a full bar and on-the-go counter services for Hooter’s lovers who only need four minutes of mental stimulation to go masturbate.
Hoots will open outside Chicago in February, so it’s time to book your trip, like, yesterday..
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