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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Ways

Sleeping With Him Right Away

I’m not sure what exactly does and doesn’t count as “right away,” but I imagine that if the duration of your relationship can be quantified in hours, that is likely what most would consider “too soon,” meaning the man-of-the-moment will quickly lose interest post-coitus. Since sex is usually the main goal, if you haven’t given him any other reasons to stick around before you give it up, chances are, he’s not going to stick around. However, if you do sleep with him too soon, he will probably still ask for your number. I don’t really know why they do this…maybe so they don’t feel guilty, maybe it’s just a formality, I don’t know, but if you expect to hear from him, you’re an idiot. You, my friend, have just experienced a one-night stand. Don’t get too hurt over it, we’ve all been there. Or maybe we haven’t. But either way, you can’t un-fuck him so you might as well just forget it ever happened. He did.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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