I’m a pretty indecisive person. I can’t decide what color I want to paint my nails. I can’t decide what I want to do with the rest of my life. You know, your every day decisions. So when I saw that the world was now being introduced to a cheese advent calendar, I couldn’t even wrap my mind around my own thoughts. Do I hate this? Do I love this? The jury is still out as of now, but I’m hoping at the end of this article I’ll have some insight.
We can thank London food blogger Annem Hobson for this ground breaking revolution in the way we eat cheese, but to a lot of people this is a major dick tease because there is no release date yet. But there is a hashtag! Because priorities! Along with the #cheesenotchoc hashtag, you can register on their website www.cheeseadventcalendar.com for the latest and up to date BREAKING NEWS on the cheese calendar.
Okay. Verdict’s in. This is so fucking extra. I don’t need a calendar to tell me when I’m going to eat cheese. I know better. If I wanted to binge eat cheese I’d go to Sheetz and get the individual squares for 50 cents. Or better yet, just buy some cheese when I go to the grocery store. Also, doesn’t cheese go bad? The logistics here just don’t work for me. But who am I to judge? Maybe I’m just jealous that I didn’t think about this first because a lot of people will eat this shit up. Literally and figuratively..
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