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I Got My Nipple Pierced Because Why Not

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You could say I’m a bit of a wild child, and I enjoy every minute of it. The rush I get from being impulsive is indescribable. Over the 22 years I’ve blessed this world with my presence I have done some pretty crazy shit, but the coolest thing by far was getting my nipple pierced. I swear on my first born it changed my life for the better, and I don’t regret it at all.

One Friday evening I was driving home from work when I got the itch to do something bold. I was fidgeting with one of my ten ear piercings when it hit me: what if I pierced my nipple? I heard nipple piercings made sex more fun, so I figured what the hell, why not. I called my best friend who had wanted to get her cartilage pierced because I knew I could talk her into going with me. Naturally my friend thought I was goofing around, per usual. Nonetheless, she told me she would come with, but was sure I would puss out and not go through with it.

I pulled into the parking lot for the tattoo parlor and my heart began to race — it was beating in the most exhilarating way. I didn’t see my friend so I walked up to the front desk and told the woman I was here to see my friend who was getting her ear done. The receptionist looked me up and down then said, “So you’re the one getting a nipple ring.” With no hesitation I replied, “You bet your ass!” My friend walked out from the bathroom, and we were handed paperwork to sign before anything could be done. Like any last friendship, my best friend and I enjoy humiliating each other once in a while. This day was no exception; she decided to ask the receptionist if I could still breastfeed after my piercing. I turned blood red, but I couldn’t help laughing.

With our paperwork signed it was officially go time. My friend asked to go first and I obliged, however the guy piercing my nip wanted to measure and mark my nipple before anything else. He asked me to lower the neckline of my shirt, but being the wild child I am, I just whipped out both tits like it was Mardi Gras and he was handing out beads. My nip was all marked and my friend’s ear was finished, it was game time. I lay back in the chair and cocked my head trying to watch everything he did. He placed the tip of the needle on one side of my nip asked me to take a deep breath then exhale slowly. I did, and the next thing I knew my nipple was pierced. It didn’t even hurt, and to be honest it was kind of a turn on. It felt like someone was biting on my nipple in the best way. The guy even complimented me on the fact that I didn’t move.

From the moment the bar slid through my nip I was a changed woman. I was bolder, and even more of a bad bitch than I was before. The entire process was incredible. It’s hard not to feel like the sexiest person in the room with a pierced nipple. The best part is that no one knows your nip is fully loaded with a hot little surprise, and when they do find out their reactions are priceless. Most people ask a million questions, like did it hurt or do I regret it. My all time favorite reaction is when people ask to see it because I low key love to show it off. Not to mention boys find it to be a huge turn on. Absolutely zero regrets.

#FreeThePiercedNipple.

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