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If Your Makeup Products Were Honest

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One of the best things about being a girl is the ability to completely change your face, body, and even bone structure with makeup. It’s truly magical. With just a little bit of foundation, concealer, and bronzer, you can make strangers looking at you go from “Is that trash bin wearing leggings?” to “Wow, I didn’t know I went to school with an Instagram model.”

Unfortunately, it’s not that simple. Makeup is a tricky, tricky business and there’s a million ways you can go wrong. You might attempt to do a sultry, smokey eye, only to end up looking like you just got punched in the face. How could something that is supposed to make you look so pretty end up betraying you this? Makeup should be magical, but most of the time it’s a disaster. This is what your makeup products really should say.

blush

bronzer2

concealer

blackeyeshadow2

fake lashes2

foundation2

lip liner2

lipgloss

liquid eyeliner2

nail polish

mascara

pencil eyeliner

Thank god for makeup wipes.

Read If Your Liquor Bottles Had Brutally Realistic Captions here.

Images designed by Cristina using Shutterstock photos

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Cristina Montemayor

Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: cristina@grandex.co (not .com).

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