Iggy Azalea Is Engaged Which Is Cool Because Her Career Is Pretty Much In The Shitter


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Iggy Azalea is officially engaged to boyfriend Nick Young, who, if you haven’t heard, is kind of a tool. The Lakers player got down on one knee last night at his 30th birthday party, and we’re all just like, “Yay, that marriage is totally going to last.”



A photo posted by Iggy Azalea (@thenewclassic) on

Luckily, someone caught the proposal on camera. Can someone tell me why Young calls himself “Swaggy P?” I pray the “P” doesn’t stand for penis.



Let’s talk about that rock. I don’t want to be that bitch who disses another girl’s wedding ring, but I’m going to be that bitch who disses another girl’s wedding ring. When are rich men going to learn that slapping a pound of jewels on a band does not necessarily make a beautiful ring? This one looks like one of those glitter lip gloss rings I had when I was six. You know, the ones your fellow kindergarteners used to eat instead of using as makeup.


Happiest Day #Isaidyes

A photo posted by Iggy Azalea (@thenewclassic) on


Despite the ugly ring, I’m happy for Iggy. Her career has gone way downhill in the past year, and it’s safe to say that she’s one of the most hated pop stars out there. At this point, her single claim to fame is that one time she dressed up like Cher Horowitz and told us she was fancy upwards of fifty times while rapping in a Brooklyn accent, despite the fact that she’s Australian. Regardless, I’m glad she has something else to focus her energy on besides engaging in Twitter fights with other rappers who think know her rap is garbage. At least now she’ll be able to smite the majority of her haters who claim that she’s a racist, right?

[via BuzzFeed]

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