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“It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year” Rewritten For Fall

Don’t get me wrong, I love Christmas. But if we’re being honest here, fall is obviously the best season. So when I hear the Christmas classic “It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year,” I’m triggered. How dare they push the agenda that cold, brutal winter is the most wonderful time?!

So I took this matter into my own hands.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids trick or treating
And everyone telling you tailgates are here
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

It’s the spook-spookiest season of all
With those chunky knit sweaters and oversized flannels
And boots that are tall
It’s the spook-happiest season of all

There’ll be bonfires for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting
And photo shoots out in the leaves
There’ll be pumpkins for carving
And tales of those witches from
Salem in Hocus Pocus

It’s the most wonderful time of the year
There’ll be much candle burning
And Starbs will be brewing
When basics are near
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

There’ll be bonfires for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting
And photo shoots out in the leaves
There’ll be pumpkins for carving
And tales of those witches from
Salem in Hocus Pocus

It’s the most wonderful time of the year
There’ll be much candle burning
And Starbs will be brewing
When basics are near
It’s the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year

Now that’s a hit.

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Rachel Page

Rachel enjoys spending her time thinking about Britney Spears, whining about being single, and thinking about Britney Spears. She doesn't take to criticism well, so be nice or so she will cry herself to sleep! Email: rpage@grandex.co

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