A lot of our life goals include: being successful, being in love, and being hot. Also known as being Eric Decker and Jessie James. The both make their own paper, they are obsessed with each other, and have the greatest genes to grace your Instagram timeline.
So when you have all these positive things going on in your life, you would think the sex would be mind blowing, which I’m sure it is, but it seems the problem for these two dimes is finding time to do the deed.
I mean, I totally get it. I’m single, have to work four jobs to pay my bills, and I have to heavily contour my face to feel remotely good about myself that day. It’s really hard for me to find time to have sex between the zero guys that are interested in me, scheduling my life around eating times, and binge-watching “Grey’s Anatomy” on Netflix.
Jessie has given us an insight on their sex-capades and fantasies, telling US Weekly that the pair are so busy they have scheduled times to get it on.
We plan these nights. I’ll send him a message and be like, ‘Babe, it’s on tonight!’ Life gets really crazy with kids and schedules are hard, but couples need to be intimate. You have to find that time to connect with your partner.
Well, alrighty then. If only our biggest problem in life was to find time to have sex. Life is hard..
[via Elite Daily]