Kanye West Writes What Is Quite Possibly The Most Accurate Poem About McDonald’s


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In the fourth grade, I wrote a poem that won some kind of creative award. It was about flowers or some shit. I still pride myself on that poem because I haven’t really won many other awards in life. Unfortunately for me, Kanye’s recent poem about McDonald’s probably would have put my ass to shame. He’s more than a rapper, he’s a poetic genius.

Frank Ocean released a print magazine called “Boys Don’t Cry” on Saturday at pop-up shops in New York, Los Angeles, London, and Chicago. The magazine featured many artists such as A$AP Rocky, James Blake, and Tyler, the Creator. Naturally, Kanye West decided to take away most of the attention with his love for McDonald’s in a poem titled “The McDonald’s Man.” Read this and prepare to never walk into McDonald’s the same again.

McDonald’s man / McDonald’s man / The french fries had a plan / The french fries had a plan / The salad bar and the ketchup made a band / Cus the french fries had a plan / The french fries had a plan / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s / I know them french fries have a plan / I know them french fries have a plan / The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band / To overthrow the french fries plan / I always knew them french fries was evil, man / Smelling all good and sh-t / I don’t trust no food that smells that good man / I don’t trust it / I just can’t / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s man / McDonald’s, damn / Them french fries look good tho / I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries / I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries / Even the McRib was jealous of the fries / I could see it through his artificial meat eyes / And he only be there some of the time / Everybody was jealous of them french fries / Except for that one special guy / That smooth apple pie.

Rappers are now writing poems about fast food restaurants. I love 2016.

[via Cosmopolitan]

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Kellie, spelled with an "ie," practically resides at Starbucks even though they have yet to spell her name correctly. She's obsessed with the color pink, Elle Woods, and Bitmoji's. Her biggest accomplishment is breaking the record within her sorority for how many standards hearings she has had without getting kicked out. She spends her free time trying to stay tan (i.e. sunburnt) and stalking people on social media.

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