It’s November, which means the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is right around the corner. Well, actually it already happened. The show was taped last night in preparation for the December 8th airing. In the event that you’ve been living under a rock for the last couple weeks, or just don’t compulsively follow everything the Kardashians do, let me fill you in. Kendall Jenner, the second youngest Kardashian and the only one that actually has a “skill” (I use that term loosely), has been asked to walk in this year’s show. Yes, regardless of the fact that she has no tits, ass, or curves to speak of, she will walk alongside some of the most beautiful women in the world and delude you into thinking that buying VS lingerie will make you look like them. It looks like the Kardashian quest for world domination continues.
When asked which members of her famous family would be at the taping to watch her walk, Kendall was clear: “I told them all to stay away.” The only family that will be in attendance are her parents, Caitlyn and Kris Jenner. Her reasoning for not rolling squad deep to what she has described as “a dream come true”? “It was just too much pressure and I was like, ‘Mom and Dad’ are good enough.”
Let that just sink in. Apparently walking down the runway is too stressful and she can’t have her family there because there is too much pressure. Now we all understand why I use the term ‘skill’ loosely when describing KJ’s modeling – homegirl isn’t even confident enough she can walk with all the pressure on her.
I’m not trying to belittle Kendall, but in all honesty, the hardest part of your job is not gorging yourself on pizza and Chipotle on a regular basis. If you’re worried about your ability to put one foot in front of the other and make it down the runway, then sweetheart, you have much bigger issues in life.
Thank gawd she’s pretty, at least..
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