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Khloé K Tried To Blast Chloë Moretz’s Butthole On Twitter And I Don’t Even Know What’s Happening Anymore

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This whole Taylor/Kimye debate is totally going over my head. I’m not a huge fan of T Swift, or the Kardashians for that matter. But I fucking love Kanye and almost every song he has created, even though he’s kind of a dick and possibly deluded enough to think he’s actually a god. For that reason alone, I’m following this whole mess in the hopes that my man Yeezy will experience a breakdown and release his rage in yet another epic rant.

In a completely unprecedented development, Chloë Grace Moretz added herself into the mix by inadvertently calling out Kim for wasting her breath on such a stupid argument. Seems kind of unnecessary, and normally I would give her shit for adding fuel to the fire, but she made a few good points.

I don’t hate her for this comment, and it’s not because I’m notorious for hating all things Kardashian. I think Chloë’s intentions were just to prove that not all celebrities are self-absorbed enough to ignore real world problems and waste their influence on their own drama. Not a horrible sentiment. At this point Khloé weighed in with a very productive and well constructed counterargument. Oops, that didn’t happen. She actually just posted Chloë’s anus all over the internet:

Kind of a low blow, if you ask me. Someone as famous as a Khloé should know that it’s a shitty (no pun intended) move to exploit a celebrity for having a wardrobe malfunciton and accidentally flashing a thousand paparazzi who are scummy enough to get such a personal shot. This isn’t even about women supporting women- it’s about not being a garbage human being and blasting someone’s anus all over the web. I thought that was pretty obvious protocol in any given situation, but apparently not.

People immediately criticized Khloé for her response, which probably was just intended to protect her family, but ended up making her look like a huge dick. Ruby Rose even weighed in on the ordeal.

But the backlash was all for nothing, because Chloë immediately clarified that the asshole in question didn’t even belong to her, which she proved by providing pictures of the actual swimsuit that she wore while filming this particular scene in Neighbors 2.

This whole situation is just reinforcing my belief that it would actually really suck to be an A-list celebrity. You can’t do anything without receiving a shitload of backlash, and you have absolutely zero privacy. Who knows exactly what Khloé 1 and Chloë 2 were thinking, or if either of them had evil intentions. It’s possible that they’re both really decent people, but we’ll never know, because we’re too busy staring at their supposed assholes and watching them savagely rip each other apart via Twitter.

[via Cosmopolitan]

Image via Tinseltown / Shutterstock.com
Image via Tinseltown / Shutterstock.com

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