Khloé’s Boyfriend Broke Up With Her Because His Penis Is Too Small, Basically, She Handles It Like A Queen

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Khloé's Boyfriend Broke Up With Her Because His Penis Is Too Small, Basically, She Handles It Like A Queen

Does one really break up with someone if they don’t post a cryptic Instagram picture? We’ve learned from the best recently that the easiest way to let everyone know how pissed off you are about douchebag boy is to post a picture on Instagram. First Rihanna, and now Khloé.

SAY IT AIN’T SO! Khloé Kardashian has ANOTHER breakup with an NBA player? Rumors have been flying that Khloé and Cleveland Cavaliers player Tristan Thompson have broken up. And do you want to know why they broke up? Because it is your everyday fuckboy bullshit. I’m sure we can all relate.

Rumor has it that KK and TT broke up because Tristan’s basketball teammates started calling him “Tristan Kardashian,” which means, confirmed, he has a tiny penis. This level of insecurity is actually embarrassing. Khloé is a literal blonde goddess with an ass that is (probably paid for, but nonetheless) a work of art, and you are an athlete that no one’s ever heard of. I mean, I’m sure some people have heard of him, but who cares. You are LUCKY to be inducted into that family, and if you weren’t interested in being second to your woman, you shouldn’t have dated a bad-ass bitch in the first place.

The breakup rumors have been swirling for about a week now, as Tristan deleted all his pictures of Khloé on his Instagram, but then she posted this picture, tagging Tristan, strategically on her ass.

Good American 💙 y'all are funny. Always remember, Happy hoes ain't hatin and hatin hoes ain't happy!

A photo posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on

BUT THEN! Last night, we have the end all, tell all. This Instagram novel posted by Khloé Kardashian is titled, “Tristan Broke Up With Me.” Not really, but read it and you’ll understand.

Let me remind you that we don't need anybody's approval to be happy in life. EVER! Let you validate and accept your own version of happiness. You choose your life! Don't let anyone else decide for you. We are no victims to life. No prisoners. But we do become victims and prisoners to the people we choose to coexist with. We tend to become content, passive and blind within our relationships. Whether it be a family member, business partner, friend or a lover. Out of comfort and possibly fear of the unknown. The unknown will leave you stuck in a bad situation. Choosing comfort over your own happiness. Never forget that fate loves the fearless. Today's wisdom was yesterday's pain. Tomorrows happiness is today's bravery. Never be fearful of letting go, for sometimes holding on can damage you deeper. Those scars run deep. There's a huge difference between giving up and letting go. Giving up means you are selling yourself short. It means allowing fear to limit your opportunities and keep you cemented in place. Stuck. Letting go means freeing yourself from something that is no longer beneficial to your personal growth. It means removing toxic people and toxic mindsets from your life so that you can make room for relationships and ideas that are conducive to your happiness and ever evolving personal expansion. Giving up is self-defeat. Letting go is self-love. Letting go means putting yourself first instead of holding on to that negative space you don't deserve. No body deserves. Removing toxic people from your life is only allowing room for a positive flow to elevate your mind, body and soul. Not everyone who started with you will finish with you. Be ok with that. “God Helps Those Who Help Themselves.” 🙏🏽

A photo posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on

The caption reads as follows:

Let me remind you that we don’t need anybody’s approval to be happy in life. EVER! Let you validate and accept your own version of happiness. You choose your life! Don’t let anyone else decide for you. We are no victims to life. No prisoners. But we do become victims and prisoners to the people we choose to coexist with. We tend to become content, passive and blind within our relationships. Whether it be a family member, business partner, friend or a lover. Out of comfort and possibly fear of the unknown. The unknown will leave you stuck in a bad situation. Choosing comfort over your own happiness.


Never forget that fate loves the fearless.


Today’s wisdom was yesterday’s pain. Tomorrows happiness is today’s bravery. Never be fearful of letting go, for sometimes holding on can damage you deeper. Those scars run deep.


There’s a huge difference between giving up and letting go. Giving up means you are selling yourself short. It means allowing fear to limit your opportunities and keep you cemented in place. Stuck. Letting go means freeing yourself from something that is no longer beneficial to your personal growth. It means removing toxic people and toxic mindsets from your life so that you can make room for relationships and ideas that are conducive to your happiness and ever evolving personal expansion. Giving up is self-defeat. Letting go is self-love.


Letting go means putting yourself first instead of holding on to that negative space you don’t deserve. No body deserves. Removing toxic people from your life is only allowing room for a positive flow to elevate your mind, body and soul. Not everyone who started with you will finish with you. Be ok with that. “God Helps Those Who Help Themselves.”

I wish I handled break ups as well as Khloe. I just decide to slash my ex’s tired instead.

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