Kim And Kanye Are Expecting Their Second Child


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I guess we all knew this day was coming, because Kim and Kanye are so handsy that they practically fornicate every time they’re standing on a red carpet. Kim announced the happy couple are expecting a second child during a teaser at the end of Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. It shouldn’t have come as a total shock to us, and not only because Kim has been very open about her attempts to get pregnant again, but also because she tweeted this semi-spoiler before the show.

To be clear, I hate Kim K. I think she’s narcissistic and I wish she would keep her clothes on. That being said, I am pumped about this kid. North is one of the cutest babies I have ever seen, and I can’t wait to see what Kimye comes up with this time. I’m hoping it’s a boy, but does it even matter? They’re still going to dress it in ridiculous children’s “fashion” and give it a weird, gender ambiguous name. To save the couple some time, I’ve come up with a list of what I believe are the best options on the table for the newest member of the West clan:

1. South
2. Mid
3. Wild
4. Far
5. SxS
6. Wicked Witch of the

Congratulations to Kim and Kanye. We wish you two the best of luck in all of your endeavors, but mostly, we hope that the cameras are still rolling in ten years when the kiddies get home from school and asks mom and dad who Ray J is.

[via TIME]

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