Kim K Just Got Her Ass Kissed By The Same Douchebag Who Picked Up Gigi Hadid


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In case you missed the Gigi Hadid drama last week, the model was leaving a fashion show when some random maniac tried to pick her up, for no apparent reason. She fended him off pretty well and later thanked her boxing coach for installing some dynamite muscle memory that helped her elbow the fuck out of his face.

As it turns out, the guy is some Ukrainian asshole who uses press credentials from a former employer to gain access to restricted areas. This would normally be the part where I provide a link to his page, but I’m not even going to include his name because I don’t want to give this guy any more attention than I have to, much less contribute any page views. He has accosted a number of American celebrities, including Madonna, Will Smith, Adele, Bradley Cooper, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kris Jenner — the list goes on. He does weird shit like crawling under gowns, rushing onto stages, grabbing celebrities’ body parts, and attempting to kiss them. He’s just a real piece of shit who has a track record for assaulting celebrities. I’m honestly surprised he isn’t in jail at this point.

And now he strikes again, by lunging forward and kissing Kim Kardashian’s ass as she was walking from her car in Paris. Security immediately tackled him, and I hope to god he is injured in one way or another.

Let’s not forget he’s pulled this shit with Kim before, during Paris Fashion Week in 2014:

This dude is a real piece of work. I don’t know how he has such a history of assaulting people without being arrested. But he only kissed her ass. True, but that still counts as assault. You can’t just go around grabbing people because you think it’s fun. If that were the case, I would have a much more interesting story to tell about the time I met Jason Derulo. But this isn’t ‘Nam; there are rules, and I’m pretty sick of this guy thinking they don’t apply to him.

I can’t help but imagine what would’ve happened if Kanye had been there. That would’ve been the ass kicking of the year.

[via Elite Daily]

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