Kristin Stewart’s Mother Told Everyone That She’s Gay, Because That’s What Moms Do


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There’s no one else like your mom. She’s wise, she’s caring, and she’s up your butt 24/7 asking pointless questions just to learn more about your boring life. You love her, but sometimes she makes you resent her by oversharing the intimate details of your life and embarrassing you in front of anyone who will listen. If there’s anything Kristin Stewarts mother has taught us, it’s that this motherly characteristic only worsens with age and celebrity status.

Stewart’s mother recently confirmed that Kristin is, in fact, dating her female personal assistant. Mirror UK reports:

Jules, 55, told the Sunday Mirror she has met Alicia and that the couple are very happy together.

She added: “What’s not to be accepting about her now having a girlfriend? She’s happy.

“She’s my daughter, I’m just her mom so she knows I would accept her choices.

“I’ve met Kristen’s new girlfriend, I like her. What’s not to accept? She’s a lovely girl.”

She also commented on her daughter’s relationship with Robert Pattinson.

“They were a great couple, but she’s 25 years old and I’d like to see her have a lot more life experience before she chooses someone to settle down with.

I’m very sad that Kristen and Robert didn’t have a chance to be alone together, they had to have the whole world with them and all the public stuff ruined everything, life became overwhelming.”

Several things. First of all, hats off to Mama Stewart for accepting her daughter’s sexual identity and appreciating that she is surrounding herself with good people. Second, I totally understand why she’s upset that Kristin and Robert Pattinson didn’t have the opportunity to experience a real and lasting relationship, because those kiddos would’ve created some beautiful children. And third, she probably should have used some discretion while discussing such sensitive subject matter with a vastly popular magazine, because Kristin has yet to address these rumors and might have wanted to exit the closet on her own accord. She also had this tidbit of info to share, a development that has left me giggling for the past ten minutes:

“Kristen has learnt to handle her emotions and deal with her problems through the martial arts.”

Now there’s a mental image.

Total mom move, am I right? This is right along the lines of that time your mom told everyone she knew that you got your period. Except Kristin Stewart is an A-list celeb and millions of people surveil her life, so it’s actually not like that all. This whole situation makes your mom look like a total champ, and I think we can all appreciate that.

[via Mirror UK]

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