I’m not exaggerating when I say that my grandma is quite literally the most wonderful person in the world. I’m not saying that she’s a better person than your grandma, who is also probably the most wonderful person in the world. All grandmas are the best. They all deserve thrones, complete with itchy crocheted blankets and needlepoint pillows. My only goal in life is to some day become a Mamaw myself, which I realize will drastically fuck up my goal of never having children, but whatever. I want to get there, just so people see me on the street and say, “Aw, look at that little old granny, isn’t she the cutest?”
During a basketball game this past Saturday, the director of KU basketball operations made a half-court shot that won a fan a hefty $10,000. The whole situation was part of a KU giveaway that allowed contestants the opportunity to pick any non-player to win them some cash. The lucky fan in question was Jordan Stiers, a KU sophomore from Missouri.