Lamar Odom Is A Crackhead

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I don’t know if this is shocking for the masses, but it certainly was for me. As someone who doesn’t watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians or any of the other seventeen spinoffs, I’m admittedly not very well versed in their news. I mean, I know that Kim recently birthed Rosemary’s baby, but aside from her gifting the world with a baby Satan, I haven’t really followed America’s (least) favorite family. So imagine my surprise when I read online that NBA player, Lamar Odom, had been kicked out of his own house by his wife/real life ogre, Khloe, for smoking none other than (drum roll please) CRACK.

I’m sorry. I was under the assumption that crack was for the homeless people who live outside of my apartment building. Is that not the case? Are rich people now smoking crack? DID WHITNEY TEACH US NOTHING?

Apparently Lamar has been on the good (bad?) stuff for the past few years and even went to rehab a year ago in an effort to kick the habit. Obviously, given the current situation, rehab didn’t work. I guess Khloe got tired of her husband channeling his inner Bobby Brown and so she decided to toss his ass to the curb. Sources say that the Kardashian family tried to stage an intervention (my God, to be a fly on that wall…), but it clearly didn’t work. He’s currently residing in a hotel and as of now, neither Odom nor Kardashian has contacted a divorce lawyer.

Look, I don’t really care about Khloe and Lamar’s marriage, but crack is some fucking scary shit. Has he not seen that interview with Whitney Houston? Girlfriend looked all sorts of messed up. Besides, “crack is whack.” Everybody knows that.

[via New York Post]

Image via Associated Press

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From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co

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