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Last Friday Night Parody — Katy Perry Does TSM

There’s a frat boy in my bed,
Oh, my God, I think I’m dead,
Glitter all over my floor,
Actually, that is just the norm,
I think I danced up on the bar,
Threw up in a pledge’s car,
Wonder if I lost my keys,
Holy shit I have to pee.

Pictures at the bar,
Where’s my skinny arm?
Untag.
Delete.
I was oh so drunk,
Think I rode home in a trunk,
Shit.

Last Friday night,
One too many vodka rocks,
Upwards of eleven shots,
Now I can’t connect the dots.

Last Friday night,
Wore a flag out as a dress,
That mixer really was a mess,
Hope the pledges aren’t depressed.

Last Friday night,
Used a stranger’s fake ID,
She doesn’t look a thing like me,
But it worked cuz I’m pretty,
Had too many spiked ice tea’s,
Getting my MRS degree ,
Oh whoa

This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night

T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.

Last Friday night,
One too many vodka rocks,
Upwards of eleven shots,
Now I can’t connect the dots.

Last Friday night,
Wore a flag out as a dress,
That mixer really was a mess,
Hope the pledges aren’t depressed.

Last Friday night,
Used a stranger’s fake ID,
She doesn’t look anything like me,
But it worked cuz I’m pretty,
Had too many spiked ice tea’s,
Getting my MRS degree ,
Oh whoa
This Friday night,
Do it all again.

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Catie Warren

From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: [email protected]

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