This Is Literally Everything About Your Life In One Shirt


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When I was in school, you could find me in letters, approximately 100% of the time. You’d think it was because of the profound love I had for my sorority (which was partially true), but that paled in comparison to the love I had for comfy t-shirts with the added bonus of looking put together. It was like being a dude! (Almost.) Your outfit looked good, with minimal effect on your comfort.

Lettered shirts became my staple. Greek nation t-shirt to the gym, so everyone knew who ran *wink* *nudge* (get it?) shit on the elliptical. Greek Week letters to class, to remind everyone who won airband. Hand-me down letters from 2004 to a movie night. Sewn letters for lunch dates when I wanted to dress things up. The only place I frequented (and I do mean “frequented” quite literally, because I was there with alarming frequency) that I couldn’t wear my letters? The fucking bar.

So what’s someone with a passion for both day-drinking and cute t-shirts to do? Get a sorority t-shirt that’s not quite a sorority t-shirt obviously.

Tank top

Letters off, bottoms up, bitches. It’s more than a t-shirt (well, technically, it’s less than a t-shirt, because it’s a tank top and a crop top — way less fabric). It’s a lifestyle.

Get the tank top here.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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