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Martha Stewart Got High With Snoop Dogg And We’re Crying Because We Weren’t There To See It

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If you were fortunate enough to see Comedy Central’s roast of Justin Bieber this past March, you know that both both Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart were a part of the fun. The domestic queen was definitely an unlikely guest, but we all had a nice laugh when we realized she was the only one on stage who had actually been to prison.

Jeff Ross recently appeared on Conan, where he talked about being on set with the other roasters during the show. Apparently Snoop would occasionally invite Ross with him to “decompress a little bit” backstage, which is Snoop lingo for “Smoke a fat blunt and try to forget that I’m dressed like a ghetto librarian.”

Martha joined the two for one smoke sesh, and I can only imagine the conversation that took place when these three got stoned off whatever grade-A shit Snoop is smoking these days. I’m guessing it went something like this:

Ross: Do you think Justin knows we’re not kidding? Or does he actually think we like him…
Snoop: I don’t know, man, but like, he be crazy.
Martha: OH MY GOD. I AM FREAKING OUT. AM I GOING TO FEEL LIKE THIS FOREVER? WHEN IS THE ROOM GOING TO STOP SPINNING?!
Ross: We should invite him out here to smoke, but then just beat the shit out of him.
Snoop: I don’t wanna start no fights, man, I just wanna chill.
Martha: SERIOUSLY, GUYS, CAN SOMEONE BRING ME SOME WATER? I DO NOT LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Ross: Can someone get this bitch some knitting needles or something? She’s needs to calm down.
Martha: WHY ARE MY HANDS SO WRINKLY?!
Snoop: Yo, Martha, you’re like, really harshing my buzz right now, you know what I’m sayin’?

That’s right, I definitely think Martha would be one of those girls who takes one hit and goes batshit crazy. But, like I said, our gal has spent some time in the slammer, so she could be more hardcore than that. Either way, I will continue to be entertained thinking about what went down between these three. They’re an unlikely group, but maybe weed opened the door to a beautiful, lasting friendship.

[via Jezebel]

Image via Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is much less medicated than her mother and sister, and she tends to think that’s a good thing. She's the newest full-time addition to the Grandex office, which is probably why they gave her the shittiest desk. In her free time she enjoys scaring small children, judging her peers, and condescendingly talking to GDIs at Starbucks. Follow her on twitter for cat memes and complaints. Email her at lucy@grandex.co.

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