We can’t stop talking about Miley. She won’t stop giving us reasons to talk about her.
This morning, in Paris, Miley was spotted leaving NRJ radio station, waving to some fans. She was wearing a weird half-sweater, half-night club top with some cutouts around her underarms, when *boop* one of her nipples came out to say hello. It’s like just yesterday, they were little Disney channel niplets, but now they’ve got a mind of their own. The grow up so fast.
While this wardrobe malfunction appears to be accidental, Miley’s hardly dissatisfied with attention being paid to her naked body, as is evident in her newest music video, “Wrecking Ball.” The singer appears completely nude as she sings, and her tongue does make an appearance as she licks a sledgehammer.
Good for you, Miley. You should never NOT be naked, if we’re being honest. Just put your tongue in your mouth, grow your hair out, and quit with the weird, emotional fake tears and you’ll be deserving of your title, Maxim’s hottest woman alive.
Image via Associated Press