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Missing: Kylie Lip Kit

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MISSING LIP KIT


Description: Kylie Lip Kit in the color “Candy K” aka the perfect everyday shade for my skin tone that transitioned perfectly into an evening look.
DOB: Ordered on June 10, 2016. Delivered June 16, 2016. This poor young lip kit was in my possession for less than three weeks.
Last Seen: My Kylie Lip Kit was last seen on the Fourth of July. What was once a lighthearted, fun holiday is now a day marked by tragedy. Whether the lip kit was last seen upon application at my apartment, or was brought to local pool is unknown due to forgetfulness mixed with skinny margs. Pictured below.

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Additional Info: After much anticipation, it is with a heavy heart that I have to announce that the location of my lip kit is unknown. While the Candy K matte liquid lipstick is missing, it is left behind by its sister, Candy K matte lip liner. The lip liner sits sad and ignored in my lip liner drawer as it is a sin to pair it with anything else. Let it be noted that I usually only buy my matte liquid lipsticks from NYX Cosmetics, usually priced around the $10 range. I have around ten of those, and have not lost a single one.

Upon purchase, I expected my Kylie Lip Kit and I to have a long-lasting relationship. We’d go out to brunch together. We would go out to get drinks. We would maybe reapply once throughout the night due to its amazing long-wear capabilities. I would pull it out of my bag and envision everyone around me staring in awe as I applied it. And you know what the saddest part is? We were supposed to take so many pictures together. BUT WE ONLY GOT TWO PICTURES TOGETHER AND ONE OF THEM IS THIS STUPID SNAPCHAT PHOTO.

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Contact: Please help me locate my Kylie Lip Kit, and help her return home safely. I can be contacted via Twitter or Instagram (follow me), where I am commonly seen seeking attention via likes and retweets.
Reward: My utmost gratitude. I already paid like $40 for this thing, I’ve got nothing left to give.

Any help or tips you may have are appreciated. Or if you want to just send me a new one out of the kindness of your heart, that works too.

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Rachel Page

Rachel enjoys spending her time thinking about Britney Spears, whining about being single, and thinking about Britney Spears. She doesn't take to criticism well, so be nice or so she will cry herself to sleep! Email: rpage@grandex.co

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