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Move Over Porn: This Is Actually The Sexiest Video We Have EVER Seen

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Getting turned on is an art. You have to throw your inhibitions aside, recharge your vibrator, and convince yourself that you want this orgasm. It’s a mind fuck with yourself and it. is. hard. Or flaccid, depending on how you want to look at it.

Luckily, there’s a little thing called porn to help us along. For some reason, watching hot people get it on with other hot people really turns us on. Who knew? For a while, I thought that was always going to be the go-to when it came to arousal. I mean, what could be sexier that an oiled down pool boy screwing his wealthy landlady and her twin sister?

This. This is sexier.

Honestly, I don’t know if you should watch this in public. I screamed out in ecstasy the first time I encountered it. View at your own risk (and immense pleasure).

Chocolate Bomb

Posted by Mavi Kocaeli on Monday, April 6, 2015

The pouring. The wetness. The complete disregard for calories. This takes the idea of food porn to a whole different, better, orgasmic, level. So go ahead. Put a little bookmark on this video and rewatch it when you’re home, alone, with just a piece of dark chocolate cake. I never knew that chocolate could make me feel so erotic, but hey, the heart wants what it wants. Take note, boys.

[via Mavi Kocaeli]

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Rachel Varina

(yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable. Hate mail and puppy videos can be sent to: rachel@grandex.co

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