News

No Joke, There Is A Loose Bull Running Around Texas State’s Campus Right Now

Screen Shot 2015-07-22 at 11.47.14 AM

BREAKING NEWS: Texas State is so Texas RN. University officers say a bull from a neighboring ranch wandered onto campus, and was spotted roaming around the Family Consumer Science Building. So typical of Texas to one up the llama drama from a few months ago, am I right?





I don’t see what the big deal is. Big guy is just trying to break out of the ring and make his way into the professional world. He’s just running around like, “IMMA GORE SOME MOTHERFUCKERS IF Y’ALL DON’T GIVE ME AN EDUCATION.”

Or maybe not. Reports say that the animal hasn’t inflicted any immediate threats to students or staff. However, it’s still a fucking bull, so people close to the situation should take precautions. You guys might want to just do what you need to do to avoid the area all together.

[via Fox 29]

Image via Source Goes Here

Email this to a friend

Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

1 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account
Show Comments

For More Photos and Videos

Latest podcasts

Download Our App

Take TSM with you. Get

New Stories

Load More