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Passenger On Flight Sneezed And Screamed “I Have Ebola!” Then A Team Of Hazmat Suits Stormed The Fucking Plane

As Angela from “The Office” always said: “You shouldn’t joke about that!” One prankster just learned that the hard way.

A man on a flight from Philadelphia to Punta Cana sneezed and apparently thought it was totally appropriate to announce that he had Ebola. You know, because that’s not the thing that everyone in the whole world is losing their shit (pun not intended because I know karma is a b-i-t-c-h and I don’t want to catch it) over. Basically, when it comes to being on an airplane, saying you have Ebola is the new “I have a bomb.” You just don’t say it.

…because then this happens. You get escorted off of the airline and into questioning/jail. Unlike Ben Stiller’s exit, however, the boy who cried Ebola did not just cause a minor annoyance for the passengers on board and later find himself in a witty round of questioning with his future father-in-law before being allowed to leave, proposing to his girlfriend, and living happily ever after. Oh, no. THIS dude, the one in the video below, got it a whole lot fucking worse.

See this? Do you see this? This is what happens when you joke about having Ebola. You get physically removed from a plane by scary men in hazmat suits and then every other passenger has to wait on the tarmac for two hours to make sure your sorry ass doesn’t have a fever. The dude obviously does not have Ebola. He does, apparently, have some sort of form of Tourette’s. Also, he’s a dick.

[via Fox News Latino]

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Catie Warren

From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co

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