People Are Really Pissed About This Lesbian Yogurt Commercial And It’s Hilarious


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In the newest addition to a world full of people who are way too easily offended about stupid shit, a website called “One Million Moms” has recently popped up on the radar. They’re an organization of idiots dedicated to protesting a Chobani yogurt commercial that features a lesbian couple, because OMG, can you believe that gay people are actually represented in the media now? What is the world coming to?!

Here’s the commercial.

Nothing crazy, just a happy lady enjoying some nom noms early in the A.M. The website, however, does not see it this way. They are claiming that the commercial is trying to “normalize sin,” which is ironic, because anyone who is that dedicated to the bible should definitely know that judging others based on who they are is also a sin. I guess they’re just choosing to ignore that tidbit of information.

The quest behind this movement is to gain members and spread the idea that Chobani yogurt is offending the public by showing a type of “sexual perversion.” And we’re all just like, “LOL, whatever you say.”

Listen up, morons: lesbians exist. They do stuff, too. Like work. And sleep. And have sex. And casually eat yogurt in beach houses next to their sleeping girlfriends. If you don’t like it, too bad. You’re just going to have to get over it, because it’s 2015 and people aren’t going to spend their lives pretending to be something that they’re not just because some uppity bitches have a problem with it.

If you’re going to protest something, pick an issue that is actually hurting people. The world is full of problems that are way worse than two people falling in love and playfully eating a post-coital snack.

[via Cosmopolitan]

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