Port Aransas Banning Alcohol For Spring Break


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Port Aransas Banning Alcohol For Spring Break

Spring semester has just begun, which means I’m choosing to believe spring break is basically here. Port Aransas certainly thinks so, as the city has recently moved to ban alcohol on its beaches for spring break. The current ordinance bans alcohol between the hours of midnight and 7am on weeknights, and midnight and noon on weekends, but the plan for “those two weeks in March” is still being hammered out. Spoiler: it’s going to allow for less drinking, not more.

KiiiTV.com South Texas, Corpus Christi, Coastal Bend

You know where there isn’t a drinking ban? The TSM Spring Break trip. In fact, it’s all inclusive, so there’s all the drinking you could possibly want. Just saying. So if you want to have the worst spring break of your life, go to Port Aransas. If not, you know what’s up.

[via KiiiTV]

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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