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Pumpkin spiced lattes are making their triumphant return in mere days. September 8 is the magical date, to be exact. But since you always get what you want, you can get one now and make all your friends the most jealous humans on planet Earth, because isn’t that what it’s really all about?

It’s super easy, but just a few steps.

  1. Log into the Twitter machine and follow @TheRealPSL, like you’re a basic bitch dedicated to your basic cause.
  2. Go to PSL fanpass and enter the code “pumpkin.”
  3. Enter your phone number, so you can receive your secret PSL code.
  4. Order all the PSLs you want four whole days before everyone else you know.
  5. With your newfound pumpkin-induced confidence, go up to the hottest guy at Starbucks, and plant one on him.
  6. Learn he’s in med school at your school
  7. Start texting and hanging out regularly.
  8. Which seamlessly transitions into dating for four years.
  9. Get into a huge fight, because he’s acting weird, only to realize he’s acting weird because he was so nervous, because he was about to propose.
  10. Get married.
  11. Have children.
  12. Win life.
  13. So basically, yeah. PSL season has begun. Get excited.

    [via Marie Claire]

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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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